Apple + Sealed Screws = Dead Engine
I don't have the time to post the full details... But wait till you get a load of this Apple update. I whole hearted believe it'll be the last in this series.
Here's a preview.
John - Your engine is dead.
Jane - Huh?
John - The hood is dented so I've determined that the engine is dead.
Jane - That doesn't make any sense.
John - Whelp. That's the dilly-o.
Jane - I'm a bit speechless. That doesn't make any sense.
WHOOHOO! Come back soon for the whole story.